I was busy q-tipping my ears when Andrew walked into the bathroom so I thought I'd make conversation.
"You know what? A few days ago I picked up a q-tip and put it in my ear and it didn't have a tip on it. That hurt." I said.
"Yeah, but don't worry. This one has a tip."
"You know what?" Andrew said guiltily, "A few weeks ago I picked up a q-tip and an extra tip popped out of the container and fell on the ground so I picked it up and threw it away. I've been checking all my q-tips ever since. I guess I forgot to warn you."
"Did I mention that it hurt?" I asked.
Next time you think about using a q-tip, make sure to check both ends before sticking it in your ear. Don't say I didn't warn you.