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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Downtown

After we all woke up on January 1st, we headed off to Islamic Cairo. This meant that we only spent the afternoon there because we all slept in until around 11 or later. Our first stop was the Citadel.

One day Andrew and I need to break down and get an International Student Identity Card because I'm kind of getting sick and tired of trying to convince everyone that we are students. I personally think it is lame that they don't just accept student ID cards but since they don't we should just get the ISIC and stop getting hassled.

Lucky for us the Citadel was rather busy that day and we were able to breeze by the ticket office. They hardly questioned us at all, and the ticket takers didn't ask us if we were students when we showed them our tickets, either. Usually you have to convince the ticket booth that you're a student, then convince the security that you're a student, and finally convince the ticket-takers that you're s a student. As I said, we got lucky and got in the complex without a problem.

Andrew made a goal this year to learn more about photography and to post a "pic a day" on his own personal blog that he has yet to post on, or even create. However, we've been to so many interesting places the first few days this year so he's been able to take many interesting pictures.


There were a ton of tourists inside the mosque; it was almost surprising to see how many Muslim tourists were there. I don't think I've ever seen that many there all at once, ever. It meant that Rachel got a lot more attention than she usually does at the Citadel.


We looked at a few statues of animals. Rachel wasn't too fond of any of them.


And, oddly enough, she didn't take too kindly to the artillery, either. Somehow being loaded into a cannon didn't sound like a good idea to her.


Perhaps it was the bad English that scared her off.


But Uncle David was kind enough to rescue her and stop her crazy parents from forcing her to pose with any more guns.


We didn't go into any museums this time around, having learned from our last excursion that the museums at the Citadel really aren't worth a visit. Furthermore, since it's kind of "high tourist" season the vendors are at their absolute worst. One man acted really friendly for us, and showed Rachel his trick toys--like a snake that jumps out of a can. She thought it was funny and kept signing more to ask him to do it again. I finally told him that she meant "maratania" and he was all excited that we spoke Arabic. We chatted with him for several minutes but when we told him we weren't going to buy anything he got all snippy and tried to force us into a scam, which was kind of annoying. Overall it was a pleasant trip, though.

From the Citadel we walked down to Ibn Tulun, which really is a pleasant walk. David got a nice glimpse of the pyramids and, as rare as this is, actual clouds in Cairo. It was a blustery day, as you can see.


We saw several other interesting things, including a museum that we haven't been to. It looks interesting, at least from the outside, so we might head back there sometime.

Looks like a mosque, but it's a museum

Donkey cart full of cardboard

Cool windows

Instead of going into Ibn Tulun itself we made the obligatory climb up its minaret. It was my first time climbing all the way to the top. For some reason or another I had never made it to the top. Last time it was because I misplaced my mother-in-law and had to go back down to find her (how you lose someone on a minaret, I don't know). And the times before that it was probably because I was stressing out about leaving my baby behind on the roof of a mosque without any guardrail.


Andrew volunteered to stay down on the roof with her, though, and after reminding him several times to not let her run or jump or spin or move or even be within 10 feet of the edge I followed David up the staircase. I was right to worry, though. Rachel needed an emergency potty break while on the roof so Andrew just took off her pants and let her go on a pile of garbage on the corner, which sounds a little sacreligious until you remember that she went on a pile of garbage.

Cairo is so dirty. If I was asked to head up a clean-up group I wouldn't even know where to start! Is that a four-wheeler on that roof?



Monday, January 05, 2009

Uncle David and Coptic Cairo

Uncle David arrived just after 3 AM on New Year's Eve. We ordered a Blue Cab for him so that we could stay home and play games and watch movies together instead of sitting in the smokey airport lounge waiting for him to show up. It was great...even though they charged us 80 LE instead of 55 LE. The little cheaters!
We were excited for him to come, not only because it meant we'd have a visitor, but also because he brought Christmas with him. We enjoyed getting all our presents and treats! Thank you to everyone!

Rachel, although excited about having gifts to open, was less than thrilled to meet Uncle David.

To distract her from his presence we decided to head to Coptic Cairo for the day. Sadly, I don't have much to say about it this time. We've been there so many times that nothing seemed too out of the ordinary. Except that we met some East Indian Mormons from Utah. And the Hanging Church was all decked out for Christmas with balloons and streamers. That's pretty much all though. Oh, and we visited the Coptic Museum for the first time ever. It's well worth it, at least we think so. It's laid out much better than the Egyptian museums with air controls and glass cases and everything.
I'm still not writing much, but here are some pictures. We're in Luxor still and everyone wants me to come and play games. What, like, interact with people away from the computer? What?
The Hanging Church
Inside the Hanging Church
David, Rachel and Me outside of St. George's Church

After the Hanging Church and St. George's we went out to the Greek Orthodox Cemetery. That's one of my favorite parts of Coptic Cairo. It's rather peaceful and the crypts and tombs are fascinating. We even found a tomb that had a little house set up inside. How sad that someone actually lives there, in the graveyard, instead of some place warm and homelike.
On the path to the cemetary
I think these trees are cool
Rachel knocking on a tomb
These crypts look like little townhouses, don't you think?
This one is rather crooked
It's pretty much my favorite
Rachel enjoyed a game of peek-a-boo with Andrew
I see you!
We spent a long time in the graveyard

Someone lives in here
And then we visited a church that isn't on the map in our guidebook but that apparently has the crypt that the Holy Family hid in during their stay in Egypt. There are two such crypts in the Coptic Cairo complex. We are not sure which one to believe. Maybe they stayed both places. Maybe they stayed at neither.
Poor Rachel was so exhausted! She's still sick (we both are, actually) so she was trying to be cheerful and fun to be around, but really she just felt icky. I love these pictures--the first is her trying to look happy and cute and the second is how she looked for most of the day. Just ugh.


And I'll leave you with a few pictures of the mystery church we always go to. One day we'll learn more about it. One day I'll actually tell you a few more stories. But not today. The internet here stinks, although we're grateful for the connection we have, and everyone is still on my case about being a real person. So I'm off to play cards. Gotta please the crowd.
What's with the skull and crossbones?

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Yikes!

Where to begin? It's been only a few days and yet we've done so much in that short amount of time! 

David arrived in Cairo in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday and we've been going non-stop ever since. I promise I'll write more in depth in the near future. I also have a ton of pictures, so be ready.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Heissatopia Zeitgeist 2008

Continuing in our (re: my) tradition of nerdiness, here's this year's statistical analysis of our blog traffic, courtesy of Google Analytics, Google Webmaster Tools, and Excel. (No Feedburner stats this year. They've quit keeping archived statistics of burned RSS feeds and only go back one month. Drat.)

Heissatopia did go through some major technical growing pains this year, primarily the domain name change--www.heissatopia.com. Our Google ranking and Technorati authority, however piddly they were, were decimated earlier this year. We're back up to where we were on Google--higher, actually--but Technorati hates us. That's okay. I don't like them.

So, without further ado, here's the annual Zeitgeist...

Blog statistics

Total posts: 538

Top posters:
Nancy: 511 posts (94.98%)
Andrew: 24 posts (4.46%)
Rachel: 2 posts (0.37%)
Karen: 1 posts (0.19%)

Total number of comments: 1992
Average comments per post: 3.7
Number of posts with no comments: 31

RSS subscribers: 62

Most discussed posts:
Waxing Political (23)
1 month, 1 week, and 1 day (20)
Something lives in my ceiling (20)
FAQ (17)
Utah Lake Pictures (15)
Enough! (14)
Dahshur: Inside the Pyramids (14)
Today was awful (13)
Ants, Ants, Ants, Ants (13)
Our Apartment (13)
Wedding Cake Question (13)
Fall Festivities (12)
Careful what you say (12)
Grad School and Visa Pictures (12)
The One and Only Cheerio (12)

Top searches:
www.heissfamily.blogspot.com
salsa recall
kangaroo zoo coupon
kangaroo zoo coupons
heissatopia
"myrna layton"
site:heissatopia.com knocked out
gloria's little italy
baby hairy ears

Label cloud as of today:

Picture 7

Visitor information

Overall site visitors over the past year:
Picture 1 (That peak in February was when I set up the Google Chat widgets in our sidebar and mentioned it on Lifehacker. We were lifehackered.)

Absolute unique visitors: 8,003
Visits: 27,014
Pageviews: 42,699
Average Time on Site: 01:46

Visitor geography

Top countries:
Picture 6

United States (84.77%)
Egypt (4.02%)
Canada (3.22%)
United Kingdom (2.68%)
Australia (0.47%)
India (0.44%)
Germany (0.44%)
South Korea (0.04%)
France (0.037%)
Pakistan (0.015%)

Top states:
Picture 5
Utah (69.84%)
Arizona (4.00%)
California (2.68%)
Nevada (2.58%)
Washington (2.48%)
Texas (1.96%)
Virginia (1.46%)
New York (1.44%)
North Carolina (0.99%)
Colorado (0.96%)

Picture 3

Browsers:
Internet Explorer - 49.45%
Firefox - 43.07%
Safari - 6.36%
Opera - 0.34%
Chrome - 0.32%

Operating systems:
Windows - 87.49% (79.24% XP, 20.06% Vista)
Macintosh - 11.72%
Linux - 0.52%
iPhone - 0.11%

While searching the logs of Google Analytics and Google Webmaster Tools, I discovered that some Chinese photosharing website actually linked to one of our pictures--Rachel and I on opposing laptops. Careful at the link--there are some weird, semi-inappropriate pictures also shared there. The things that happen on these internets!