Rachel experienced some gastrointestinal distress while we were camping. I'm not sure what caused it, precisely, but I did hear her muttering to herself on one of her
many trips to the bathhouse, "I shouldn't have had that seventh s'more..."
I had my hands too full of keeping Benjamin from diving into the fire pit to enforce dessert limits.
Honestly, I've never really been one to enforce dessert limits at all. Nature is often a better teacher than I am and it beautifully—if painfully—managed to teach Rachel why you should only ever eat six s'mores in one go and never seven without my saying anything.
As often as Rachel went to the bathroom you'd think she'd have been able to remember where it was—proximity to restrooms is one of my top criteria when selecting a campsite so we were pretty close to it—but every single time she got up to go to the bathroom she'd stalk off in completely the wrong direction.
"Where are you going?" I would ask her.
"To the bathroom," she'd say. "Don't you remember? I just said I had to go..."
"It's over there," I'd say, pointing her in the right direction.
Probably around the fifth time this happened I turned to Andrew and said, "I guess she inherited my sense of direction."
He laughed because I am
hopeless. In fact, I'm pretty sure I was born without a sense of direction.
He's always quizzing me in the car: "Do you know where we are?"
Usually I don't. I still rely heavily on Ginny, our GPS, to get me anywhere. I don't know what people did before them. I, for one, probably would have spent a lot more time lost and crying than I do in this blessed age. Also, I can't wait for
cars that drive themselves. Yes, please!
Anyway, Miriam ate only a manageable number of s'mores and didn't end up with a tummy ache so she should have been less familiar of the whereabouts of the bathroom than Rachel was. She asked if she could go to the bathroom and I told her that she could. We could see the bathhouse from our campsite so I was willing to let her go on her own but Rachel, ever needful of the toilet, quickly volunteered to go with her.
"I'll go with you!" she said eagerly.
"Alright! Let's go!" Miriam agreed.
Then they split up and ran off in opposite directions. Miriam immediately hopped on the path leading to the bathhouse while Rachel dashed off into a grove of trees separating our campsite from our neighbours.
"Looks like Miriam inherited
my sense of direction," Andrew laughed with superiority.