Saturday, May 26, 2018

Llama Llama Cake-o-rama

For her birthday, Zoë wanted a strawberry Llama Llama cake so a strawberry Llama Llama cake is what she got!

She helped me make the cake on Monday. We used an easy strawberry cake recipe that I found online (because we didn't have a strawberry cake mix on hand and I'm not at a point in my life where I can bake a cake from scratch and also decorate it (shoot—it takes me three days to get a birthday cake together at all)):

1 box white cake mix 
1 small package strawberry jello
1/2 cup milk 
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup fresh strawberry, finely chopped

It turned out rather delicious and it was hardly more complicated than the regular instructions on the box (thank goodness).

On Tuesday I whipped up a batch of buttercream frosting and a batch of marshmallow fondant. I dyed the fondant all sorts of colours and then I let all four kids (excluding Alexander because he isn't a kid yet, obviously) go wild. They each made their own pattern, which we rolled flat, and then cut into "quilt squares" for Llama Llama's bed.

My perfectionism, patience, and tolerance for mess-making were pushed nearly to the breaking point, but the kids enjoyed themselves.

Whenever I have ideas like this I think, "I can totally handle four kids playing with fondant and powdered sugar. This will be fun!"

And then about in the middle of the execution of the idea my mind starts screaming, "Why did I think I could handle this?!? Everyone I love and everything I own is covered in powdered sugar and I think my left eye is twitching!! There is no recovering from this!"

But then we get to the finished product and I see how proud the kids are of their work and it makes all the chaos and clean up worth it (at least, that's what I keep telling myself). 

The quilt isn't quite what I envisioned, but it's our quilt. 

The pillow is a piece of cake (shaved off when I flattened out the layers) wrapped in fondant, and the headboard is graham crackers covered in icing. I made the little Llama Llama after I put the kids to bed.

They were all pleasantly surprised when they saw him sitting on the cake because when we'd finished piecing together the quilt squares they asked me if I was going to make a Llama Llama and I looked around at the sticky mess covering the entire table, all of the counter tops, and all of my children, and was like, "Uh-uh, no way, no how!"

But it wouldn't have really be a Llama Llama cake without Llama Llama, would it?

It would just be a bed cake and that wouldn't fit Zoë's personality because she spent the first 2.75 years of her life hating sleep. But she loves Llama Llama and that little Llama in his red pyjamas convinced her to sleep in her own bed (and go to nursery and to share and to be kind and...basically everything she knows she learned from Llama Llama) so even though I wasn't the biggest fan of all the Llama Llama sequels (the first book will always be the best), I pretty much love everything Llama Llama now (and owe Anna Dewdney a huge debt of gratitude).

A Llama Llama cake was the perfect cake for this little excited-to-be-three-year-old:

Here's a picture of Zoë blowing out her candles:

The wind snuffed one out before she could get to it, but it took her multiple tries to blow out the last two candles. Oh, and we ate the entire cake! I don't think that has ever happened in the history of Heiss birthdays.

We didn't gorge ourselves or anything; it's just a perk of living near family again (and a testament to how many people love her enough just to show up for a slice of cake)!


  1. That cake was beautiful, amazing, and delicious!

  2. Your cakes always amaze me! And I totally thought marshmallow fondant with the kids would be a fun activity over Christmas break, and it was fun but SO MESSY! And I was super sick with a nasty cold/cough. It was NOT what I’d envisioned! But look how awesome you are to make a darling llama instead of throwing everything away. :)