A couple of nights ago the girls helped me make pizza for dinner. One of them (Rachel) was actually helpful—she chopped up the olives (with the egg slicer) and helped sprinkle cheese, pineapple, and meat (and olives, of course) on top. The other one (Miriam) was not so helpful and concerned herself mostly with eating the toppings either before they got on the pizza or by taking them directly off the pizza. This was most distressing for Rachel, who declared time and again that Miriam was "ruining everything!"
Fortunately, Miriam did not ruin everything and the pizza turned out beautifully!