Sunday, August 16, 2020


 It's me again, back for another coronavirus rant because conversations on Facebook are impossible. 

A relative of mine who lives in Alberta posted a chart that had compiled information from an Alberta government website on COVID-19 statistics. The statistics are accurate as of August 11.

The relative posted this picture alone with the caption, "Interesting."

I took the opportunity to praise what has really been a decent handling of the pandemic (and Albertans by and large seem to agree that they were guided through this pandemic well; their government allowed experts to do their jobs (largely without politicizing the pandemic) and presented a unified front to their citizens and, honestly, things were handled quite well). 

I said: "Watching Alberta’s response to this virus has been amazing from my seat down in Georgia. They’ve done an amazing job and it’s been wonderful to see people willing to make sacrifices to keep others safe. The United States has really bungled their response.

"My mom had a friend die; my friend’s husband is on his deathbed; everyone wants to just “get back to normal” without having done the work to get numbers down to manageable (traceable) levels.

"It’s wonderful the virus has been so controlled in Alberta. It’s definitely something to be taken seriously (hospitals in my county are at capacity, for example). So glad your community didn’t suffer like that!"

A different relative hopped on to explain that: "the difference is US hospitals are paid thousands of dollars per Covid patients. Here they don’t get paid extra for Covid patients. People are doing exactly the same things here as down there. It’s all about money and politics."

So while I know that is true that COVID can be costly to treat, I asked for a source for her information. Because while I believe hospitals may "receive" thousands of dollars more for a COVID patient (on a ventilator), I don't believe that hospitals are necessarily making bank on this.

Weirdly, this relative also pointed out that checking into the hospital for COVID in Canada would cost $0 while in the US it would cost, and I quote, "$$$$$!"

Now, I completely agree that the medical system in the United States is problematic. I have ranted about this before. My uncle rightly pointed out that the Canadian system isn't perfect either. Both systems are funneling wealth into someone's pocket (though the US system, I would argue, is doing so at a much more alarming rate). He also mentioned Mauritius where public hospitals are available but anyone who can afford to opts to go to a private hospital (and I hear that; the same was true for Egypt where we opted to birth Miriam in a private, not state-run, hospital...but, as in Mauritius, the costs were very transparent and fair). However, I think that while severe cases of COVID are more expensive to treat in the United States they are also more expensive to treat in Canada or anywhere else in the world. The reason for this is simple: severe cases of anything are always more expensive than less severe cases.

And, no, I don't believe that doctors are trying to label patients as COVID just to get extra money (because that money only comes if the patient is placed on a ventilator and I don't think doctors are pushing ventilator use). Here's why:

I had a few (2.5) babies with the help of Medicaid. Because birthing babies is ridiculously expensive in the United States and it's really hard (thousands of dollars hard) to do it without insurance when you also make no money. The real kicker is that in the United States if you're making enough money to afford to save up to have a probably also get pretty snazzy insurance through your employer...but that's another rant for another time.

Benjamin was my first baby on Medicaid and thank goodness for that because he's our million dollar baby! Because he had to be in the NICU, the hospital "got" a lot more money from Medicaid than they would have if his birth had been less...eventful. 

Birthing a baby in the United States costs—hold onto your hats, Canadians!—"$30,000 for a vaginal delivery and $50,000 for a C-section, with insurers paying out an average of $18,329 and $27,866, according to a recent report by Truven Health Analytics. That's a range of anywhere from a little over $2,000 out of pocket to more than $31,000! In 2012, the average cost in the US was $9,775 for a delivery, with the average Cesarean costing $15, 041."

Want to know the cost of a NICU baby? It is, and I quote, "$$$$$!"

One source quotes an infant's two-week stay as being "$178,389.47!" Another source says you can expect costs of approximately $3000 per day. Other sources say $750,000 for a three-month stay.

Any way you add it up, NICU babies cost more than non-NICU babies. 

But that's because non-NICU babies don't require intensive care, while NICU babies do. NICU babies can't remember to eat and breathe and beat their heart at the same time. They require CPAP and nasal cannulas and NG tubes and IVs and incubators and bilirubin lights and medication and round-the-clock care. Regular babies...simply don't require as much care.

So their hospital stays are shorter and less expensive (daily) than a NICU baby's stay would be. I think it's understandable that more care would lead to more expense. In the United States we often see that cost coming through; in Canada people are often (but sadly not always) unaware of what it truly costs to have a baby (this source says parents can expect to pay anywhere between $0 and $1000 to give birth (vaginally) in Canada, which is hilarious because I think our lowest copayment was around $2000 in the US).

Anyway, my point is that increased care comes with increased costs. COVID patients in the United States with COVID who need intensive care will therefore be billed higher (or "receive" more from the government if they are on Medicaid). This is not a conspiracy. This is just...the way...things work. Because you have to pay for increased care. Canadians are also charged more for intensive care; it just isn't felt individually because it comes through taxes (and, frankly, I think that's a much friendlier/sensible system, but you probably already knew that about me).

If I were to buy a minivan and no bells or whistles (we're talking roller windows (do they even have those anymore?) and a regular ordinary rearview mirror for backing up and doors that you have to shut manually), should I expect to pay more or less than I would pay for a minivan with a back-up camera and doors that close with the click of a button and seat warmers and a DVD player and windows that roll up and down with a button and a built-in vacuum and...and...and...and...

I mean, either way I get a van, right? But we wouldn't be surprised that one van costs more than the other. Because one has more gizmos. 

Just like if you went to the hospital to be treated for COVID and didn't require intensive care (and all the gizmos that entails), your bill would be lower than someone who did require intensive care with all the bells and whistles. 

One person said, "We’re told enough conflicting information it’s hard to know what is legitimate and what isn’t," which is true. But it's only hard, not impossible. We can reason through this! 

And a relative agreed that we can't even know anymore, saying, "But who know anymore. Truth is flighting these days. Everyone is willing to die for their beliefs to the point of cruelty to others who’s experiences differ from theirs" [sic].

I can only assume she meant me since when I asked her for a source she went all ballistic at me: "No. I don’t play politics on line. It’s easy to find. Go to a hospital here and see how much it costs you (0). Go to a hospital there and see how much it cost you ($$$$$$). There’s more but won’t play that game sorry."

I don't see where or how I was being cruel, but perhaps she wasn't referring to me after all, but just to society in general (which I would have to agree with her on). 

Another person in this long thread said that of course there were more cases in Georgia! There are "less people in all of Alberta than a small corner of Georgia. It’s the logistics that slowed the virus!"

Heaven forbid I praise the conservative government currently running the place (I was fine with Rachel Notley, personally, but liberals are out and conservatives back in; and that's fine (and, in fact, Canadian conservatives are pretty liberal—note how my conservative relative was so proud that COVID treatment would cost $0 out of pocket in Canada? I'd like to see that fly on a conservative ticket in the States!)). 

But, like, does she really want to talk numbers with me? As if I haven't been passionately looking up numbers for various places this entire time? Who hasn't? Raise of hands, please. Tell me I'm not the only one constantly looking up numbers about this!

True, true. Georgia (10.62 million), on the whole, has a larger population than Alberta (4.371 million). But there are other ways of looking at those numbers. We could compare Alberta (4.371 million) to Gwinnett county (936,250) and still Gwinnett county alone would have more cases/deaths (21,534 cases and 289 deaths) than Alberta (12,053 cases and 221 deaths). But, see, then Alberta has a much higher population than Gwinnett county. So we could take a look at just Calgary (1.336 million, with 6,853 confirmed cases and 116 deaths).

I know sometimes it feels to other people like I have to be right, but I'm honestly perfectly happy to be wrong if you are willing to teach me. Show me that I am wrong. That's all I ask. Prove your point. Give me something to chew on. 

If I say 2+2 is 4 and I can show you this several different ways (counting on my fingers, using a calculator, taking a poll to see what the general consensus is, etc), and you want to convince me that 2+2 is really 5...great. Go for it. But don't just tell me that it's five and that I'm hurting your feelings if I ask you to back up your statement. Convince me. I've been convinced before. 

I used to think that eating broccoli would make my babies gassy (I've used this example before, I know). But then a friend explained to me that—duh—babies aren't getting broccoli through breastmilk. The broccoli is fully digested by the mother, and then specific chemical compounds are absorbed through the blood stream and delivered to the mammary glands that magically turn it into milk...without any broccoli in it. Babies are gassy because babies are gassy. Not because of broccoli or eggs or...whatever. I mean, sometimes allergies happen. But by and large your baby is just a gassy because they're a baby. And I was like, "Oh, thank you. This knowledge makes my life easier and better and more full of truth than it was before. Bless you for opening my eyes!"

Being right isn't what I want. Knowing what the truth

So if I'm challenging your truth, I hope I can back up my claims. And if you're challenging my truth, then back up your claims. And if I compliment your community/province/country for doing a good job...maybe don't attack me for it? Because that's just strange. 

I feel like what this crew was really (sadly) getting at was that they don't want the numbers to be explained away by decent governance. They want them to be explained away by "this virus is a hoax and these numbers prove it" which, I'm sorry...but it's just not...and they just don't. 

Prove me wrong (but, like, actually prove me wrong—don't just say "it's so hard to know" and accuse people of being rude and "cruel" for asking for actual evidence).


  1. There have been some people who say that hospitals get paid for COVID deaths, so they stretch the truth so that more deaths can be counted as COVID deaths. And my friend Steve, who works in hospital administration, told me (with a heavy sigh and shaking his head) that they have to be so careful about accuracy on death certificates, and there are huge penalties for falsifying information. And he just can't even anymore with people.

  2. Hospitals only get paid for those they admit. I'm not a mathematician but Utah has had 46,652 positive tests, and 2,771 of those have been hospitalized. That's a lot of people suffering through this at home not spending a dime. (Or are asymptomatic transmitters who just happened to get caught and asked to self quarantine). Also, hospitals are seeing that people are not seeking care for other non-COVID issues, so they really are not making money on this. My PT had to lay off his assistant because business was so slow. (Hospitals cancelling elective surgeries, restrictive visitation policies and just plain fear)